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I’m not that much of a fashionista. More often than not my clothing experiments occur in my bedroom and stay there. I’ll flaunt it if it’s a cocktail party or a friend’s show, but otherwise it’s strictly black cardigans, a camisole, and jeans.

However, I just saw this dress at Anthropologie and am considering a personal fashion makeover. Not only is it in green, my favorite color, but it’s got little roosters embroidered in white all over. And it’s a halter dress, one of the most flattering cuts for my wide-ass shoulders.

This dress has me describing it as stupid cute. Like, I have lost any grasp of decent American English and cannot use proper adjectives.

Stupid cute, people. I am almost falling over, I like it that much. It’s almost the ladder rung below puppies for me. And who doesn’t like puppies?

Don’t tell me you don’t like puppies.

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