You Know, the One With Big Boobs?
I’ll admit it: I rarely do anything without the Yellow Peril at work. So when the IT manager told me he was going off property to pick up some laundry and then eat, I asked him if I could go with.
While we were eating, he mentioned that his photography models have been asking about his relationship status (i.e. why he’s still single). This has been asked every time he takes them out to dinner after a shoot.
“I had dinner with one of my models,” he says.
“Which one?” I ask.
“The Asian one,” he replies.
“Which one was that one?”
“You know, the one with the big boobs?”
“That takes out about 2 girls from your catalog.”
These are the types of conversations I have with my IT department. If we weren’t so strapped for cash, I’d have transferred down there months ago.